That's my robe. Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together.
Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Oh boy, how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen